Miracle Sludge

If you have any sore 'bits' (not those bits) that need some healing cream - here's your answer. This 5Kind stuff looks like shit but smells alright and it works a treat on sore muscles or joints. Quick rub of the sludge on the affected area and it soothes it right up.

Ben's used it on his back. I've used it on my neck, tennis elbow and my sore heel and it really does work better than Voltarol or other anti-inflammatories.

Not mega dear either, says £14.98 at the moment on their website and it lasts ages. You can also get it on Amazon.